How I Met Your Mother Quotes
Ted: Billy Zabka's your new best man?
Barney: He's the best, around. Sorry Ted, maybe next wedding.
Lily: Face it Robin, you hate women and women hate you.
Marshall: Ted didn't go to his prom? Classic.
Why say goodbye to the good things?
Lily
Robin: I can't believe my great grandparents still do that
Barney: And I never imagined a walker being used for anything other than walking.
Barney: You avoiding the family too?
James: I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists.
When you believe in people, people come through.
Ted (Narrator)
No Robin, I am not going to a strip club, especially right now. Can you imagine the day shift at the Crab Shed?
Barney
Lily: Are you my guy Linus?
Linus: So you want the Kennedy package?
I have invited Scherbatsky's from all over Canada and they are Canuckin-nuts.
Robin
Barney: Our wedding is gonna be legendary.
Robin: No wait for it?
Barney: I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore.
You know how I found out that I'm one quarter Canadian, but I've completely blocked it out because your country is ridiculous and I'm awesome?
Barney
Man you're fast when you're drunk!
Lily
