How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Quotes
Bro MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i bro. And on that farm he had some chicks, eei ee i bro. With a hot chick here and a dumb chick there...
Barney
Ted: If called upon, I'd be honored to raise Marvin.
Robin: If you want him to be raised by his underwear on a flagpole, Teds your guy. If you want him pulling the cord on some other nerds panties, I'm your guy.
You smell that? That's the smell of urine that isn't Marvin's.
Marshall
Barney Stinson how may I direct my penis?
Barney
Red: Victoria keeps tampons at my apartment.
Robin: Damn it!
Kids, when you're in a new relationship and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly.
Ted
Robin, I spent seven grand on merch. This is happening.
Barney
Sorry about your eye. I'm available.
Barney
That can never happen again.
Barney
That blonde at the bar looks as loose as my molars.
Barney
Does anyone have six 9-volt batteries?
Marshall
Love is trusting someone enough to tell them what's really bothering you.
Arthur
