Tim: How's Crunch?
Ben: Crisp? It's good.
Tim: Alright Cam I'll see you later man.

Yo, the safe word is pumpkin, aight? I hear that shit, I'm kicking in that door! Just me and my bitch.

Domingo

Love will change your life if you let it. It just happened to me.

Rene

I'm actually pretty good with commitment. Plus Heather is into the idea of threesomes, it's just too bad she didn't find you attractive.

Tim

I want to throw up on your face right now.

Kappo

I'd rather do it once - well.

Ben

(regarding Rene) He threw you out of the window over a video game.

Ben

KKK really?

Cam

Dude, she doesn't even look that good - you had her at her prime, no offense.

Cam

What are you twelve? How many more times will you say f- the man.

Ben

(to Rene) I guess where not the losers you thought we were.

Cam

Ben: Do you still like the name?
Francisco: Crisp - hell yeah. Simple understated - kind of like you.