Well you better get real creative, fast! Can you hear me now?

Rene

God I can't believe you sold out of this garbage so fast and I thought selling heroine was easy.

Tim

I'll marry her yesterday.

David

See only formula my moms taught me was for Crystal Light and vodka.

Cam

Jewish hippies from Newton Mass. in town for a Jack Johnson concert. Dude you stand to make a fortune. Only thing is their in Chappaqua, it's a schlep.

David

We've been outsiders our whole life, I want in.

Ben

I want to throw up on your face right now.

Kappo

Ben: Who knew she had an ass like that?
Cam: I did, listen you want me to come over and brain storm with you?

Ben: I gotta paint a sign for a donut shop out in Bed-Stuy.
Cam: Alright, Brooklyn in the building?
Ben: It's a vegan donut shop called Funkin Fauxnuts.
Cam: Ah nah, Brooklyn not in the building.

Ben: I have to give you something for this, this is too much.
Rachel: It was like, I got it for nothing and I mean it was Paris, Louis Vuitton grows on trees over there.

Lulu: If you saw my last boyfriend you'd probably agree.
Cam: What, did he wear guy-liner or something?
Lulu: He wore a tunic and a cape.
Cam: I might wear a cape for you.

I want it to feel like my body doesn't exist.

Rachel