Human Target

Human Target Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 2: "The Wife's Tale"

Guerrero: Who's the dude?
Winston: You're drunk.
Chance: You're not wearing your glasses.
Guerrero: Fell into a meat grinder, new pair won't be ready until tomorrow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Guerrero: Obviously I can't drive the elderly in this condition, who's going to take me to Donnelly?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Guerrero: Look, I don't want to hear your bad girl résumé. You're not going in cause your JV the guys in there are varsity, eyes on the road.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chance: Internet dating, it's crazy huh?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mrs.Brooks: You, you killed Daniel.
Chance: There's an assassin in this house, I can protect you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 1: "Ilsa Pucci"

Chance: Winston, I'm sorry for getting you into this mess. I'm sorry for whatever torture you had to endure because of me. Most of all, I'm sorry about Aunt Suzy.
Winston: Aunt Suzy? No man, not Aunt Suzy (then he shoots Winston).
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ilsa: You know, I thought you'd be different.
Chance: Taller?
Ilsa: No.
Chance: Younger?
Ilsa: No, braver.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chance: Nice dress, it's going to make targeting you a breeze.
Ilsa: Just trying to make your job easier.
 • Rating: Unrated

Winston: Sorry Mrs. Pucci, normally we are a lot more professional than this.
Chance: No we're not.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ilsa: There are a lot of smarter ways to earn a dollar.
Chance: I'm not very bright.
Ilsa: You are brave. You must have a lot to be redeemed for.
Chance: I do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chance: No more hiding, I'm not going anywhere.
 • Rating: Unrated

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