Human Target

Human Target Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 13: "Christopher Chance"

Winston: Man, you see me here drinking at 2:30 in the afternoon; you really want to antagonize me about my name? What the hell's the matter with you, you got a death wish or something?
Chance: Not that I'm aware of.
 • Rating: Unrated

Winston: Yeah, I've got a name that sounds like a girl's name. I also carry a 45, I got a history of disciplinary problems, and this aint my first drink today. So, you got another comment?
Chance: You can call me Connie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Katherine: I guess my next question is why do you want to be alone in a room with me?
Chance: To kill you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chance: Apparently you know what you are doing.
Katherine: I'm single and I live downtown.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chance: I'm tired of the part I've been told to play.
 • Rating: Unrated

Guerrero: Dude, your kind's putting me in a me or you type situation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chance: Nobody deserves to die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Winston: You're not as stuck as you think. There's another way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 12: "Victoria"

Victoria: Do you think I'm crazy, for throwing it all away for a man I met just a month ago?
Chance: What's his name?
Victoria: Tony.
Chance: How do you know you're in love with him?
Victoria: (smiles)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victoria: Be honest, how certain were you that would work?
Chance: About 50/50.
 • Rating: Unrated

Victoria: I wasn't aware that fornicating in convenience store bathrooms was common practice.
Chance: Welcome to New York.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chance: I told you not to look down.
Victoria: I think I made it abundantly clear to you how I feel about heights.
Chance: This is barely twenty feet, it hardly qualifies as heights. Even if you did fall you probably would break something but you wouldn't die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chance: Feeling better about those fencing lessons?
 • Rating: Unrated

Winston: A stripper in a tiara does not constitute royalty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 11: "Tanarak"

Winston: Hey. You remember what I said about that place. They don't like strangers, so don't go up there screwing around or nothing. Just blend in and keep a low profile.
Chance: Hey, it's me!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chance: Hi, I'm Christopher Chance. Your mom sent me.
Shaw: My mom, your not one of them?
Chance: Would we still be talking if I were?
 • Rating: Unrated

Shaw: A mercenary with a heart of gold.
Chance: I prefer death retardant specialist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chance: Hey, you want to take Carmine for a walk?
Winston: No.
Chance: Neither do I, so this is how he gets his exercise.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shaw: What's this for?
Chance: Travel money, so you can keep pushing your boulder uphill.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 10: "Corner Man"

Dunn: Kendrick Tailor is a wrecking machine. You guys are picking a fight with him and I'm an idiot?
Winston: Watch this.
 • Rating: Unrated

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