Favorite In Plain Sight Quotes
Oh I get it - like when you call me Snuggles or when Stan refers to you as his Butterscotch Stallion.
Mary
Evita? Great, she got her hooker name in summer stock.
Mary
Marshall: The dulcet sound of a Mary Shannon admission so rarely heard in nature.
Mary: Do you think everyone wants to punch you in the mouth?
That was Granny's gone wild, knitting, porno weirdness.
Mary
When you're looking for a meth lab or a chop shop, I'm your gal. Knitting, not my thing.
Abigail
Perfect is overrated. Put that in Latin and it's the Shannon family motto.
Mary
Great, our witness is Archie Bunker except, you know, not funny.
Marshall
Look, we're stuck in 1985. Daddy can't deal with his gay son. All I need now are my acid wash jeans and a scrunchie.
Mary
I never wanted a sweet 16, I wanted a bottle of vodka which you bought for me.
Mary
I tried to tell you, old candy from the bottom of the beauty shop bowl, never a good idea.
Marshall
Marshall: Besides I don't mind hanging out with Vic.
Mary: Of course you don't. He's a pint size you with a killer tan.
What does your loved one say is your greatest asset? And don't say my chest.
Brandi
