I've got Delia scouring Monster.com for butter churning gigs.

Mary

OK. What's going to get you out of my house the fastest?

Mary

You don't have to talk to anyone but if you do you have to talk to me.

Marshall

For the record, just because my boobs are so big that Dolly Parton can sue for silhouette infringement doesn't mean I'm this delicate flower or some porcelain doll.

Mary

Out foxing the federal government isn't as easy as Jason Bourne makes it look.

Stan

F.I.S.T. Those Fugitive Investigative Strike Team guys know how to pick a sexy acronym.

Stan

It's like your in the NASCAR race but no one else is.

Delia

How's the head shrinking going, Iron Mike.

Mary

You should be thinking about this come trial time when this case brings me ball-punching distance to you.

Mary

Mary: Another day, another dollar.
Marshall: You gotta raise?

You like pep? Nobody likes pep.

Mary

Oh I get it - like when you call me Snuggles or when Stan refers to you as his Butterscotch Stallion.

Mary

In Plain Sight Quotes

One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.

Mary

Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.