It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FX

Dee banged a fat, old, black lady and sent her a bunch of hair.
Mac

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Rating: Unrated

Everybody lies on the internet.
Frank

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This floaty thing is amazing. We should patent this.
Charlie

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I'm not going to spray anything anywhere! Are you not familiar with how a woman urinates?
Dee [to Dennis]

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Rating: Unrated

We've broken into somebody's home. And the homeowner is home.
Dennis

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Rating: Unrated

I say we bum rush her and choke her out with her own belt.
Dee

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Rating: Unrated

Work first. And then you can do your weird inflatable tube man P. Diddy dance.
Dennis

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Rating: Unrated

Adults should not be making plans based on a dumb movie.
Dennis

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Rating: Unrated

Frank: We'll get that idiot lawyer that always helps us out. He does good by us.
Mac: Yes, he's excellent but he slapped a restrainer order on us so we can't use him. [To Dennis]: Also you need a lawyer, too.
Dennis: I need a lawyer?
Mac: How are you not grasping this concept?
Dennis: Oh... for the divorce.

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Rating: Unrated