It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Charlie: You want to toss some inspiration my way? Cause the guys think Schmitty is all that and I'm no good.
Dee: Okay, Charlie, how about this? You are really good at cleaning shit out of toilets, and taking trash and throwing it into dumpsters. So why don't you get a new job somewhere else doing those things and make friends there?
Charlie: Are you telling me to get a job here as the janitor and you and I can be best friends?
Dee: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.
Charlie: I'm gonna go talk to the principal and see if I can get that job and then we'll work on the friendship thing.
Charlie: It's either him or me.
Mac: Him.
Dennis: Yeah. I was gonna say him too. You know, it's always been him. I don't know why I didn't see that before.
Charlie: I'm out of the gang!?
Mac and Dennis: Him.
Charlie: Hey, you're stilling living with your mom? that sounds kind of lame.
Schmitty: Well, it's the M.S. that's really lame. you know
Dennis: Oh, your mom has Multiple sclerosis..
Schmitty: Yeah she's doing alright. I moved in with her to take care of her. Really get to know her before she moves on.
Charlie: That story is kind of a downer.
Dee: So I shouldn't give up on my dream?
Teacher: You must give up on your dream, it's far too late for you.
Charlie: You pushed him out of a moving car and yelled, "You're out of the gang!"
Mac: Now, in hindsight, that does seem kind of rash.
Dennis: It was kind of a snap decision.
And the second great thing for you is I'm not gonna beat the shit out of you.
Dee
Charlie: Wait, what are you good at?
Dee: Good, uh, um, I'm a good person.
Frank: We're trying t piece a night and we need your help.
Artemis: I don't remember that night.
Frank: I didn't tell you which night yet.
Artemis: I don't remember most evenings.
These guys are more barnacle covered and sunburnt than Dee and Frank.
Dennis
Hair? Sending hair? That's demented.
Mac
Is anybody online the real person they say they are?
Dee
If you shush me one more time I will put you underground!
Dee [to old black lady]
