It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 6 Episode 11: "The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods"

Dennis: We were hoping to be dropped off at a casino, this is just a motel.
Byron: I know. I thought we'd slip into a room and you could check my oil.
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Mac: Animals can see souls. That is a fact of nature.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dee: I named him Peter Peter Nickel Eater, because last night in the car he tried to eat a nickel.
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Byron: I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you.
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Byron: What do you say we slip into a room....and you two split me open like a coconut?
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Charlie: Are you wearing makeup?
Dennis: I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation but that's not the point.
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Frank: Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
Dee: That's leather? I thought it was plastic.
Frank: Who the hell wears a plastic suit?
Dee: I just don't question the things you do anymore.
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Frank: What do you want me to do, give all my money to some toll jockey just for riding on a street?
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Dee: I'm a hot single woman, he's a hot single man!
Frank: Dee, you're pregnant as s**t.
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Season 6 Episode 10: "Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats"

Dennis: We also have the bird with teeth.
Charlie: Wow, okay. And I'm assuming the teeth are fake, yes?
Dennis: Yes. Well they're not really human teeth if that's what you're asking
Charlie: No, I mean did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?
Dennis: That does not exist in nature.
Charlie: Okay, I'm not sure, but either way, good glue work.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: what is your spaghetti policy?
Dee: Are you hearing this? He doesn't belong in a place like this.
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Charlie: They're third dimension glasses. I don't really think they're working because I'm still seeing things in whatever dimension we live.
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Charlie: What's 3D even stand for?
Dee: Third dimension.
Charlie: What dimension are we in?
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Frank: He's been obsessing about this luau thing since we met Duncan under the bridge.
Dennis: My first instinct when you say you meet people under bridges is to berate you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: Charlie keeps a book of dreams and inspirations. They're mostly in pictures and symbols.
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Mac: This brings me no joy at all. I feel nothing. I feel like you stole money from me and bought a shirt.
Dennis: With your money. That is what happened.
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Charlie: Dee, if I go to a movie or a spaghetti place with you, out there I'm the rat.
Dee: What if I guarantee no one out there will put you into a bag and bash you against a telephone pole? Would that comfort you at all?
Charlie: No, that's a guarantee you can't make, Dee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dee: You've been really stressed so I thought I'd take you to a spa day. Just the two of us.
Charlie: A what day?
Dee: Spa day
Charlie: What is this word, spa? I feel like you're starting to a say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: It's like whole generations of those things have died at my hands. Mothers, fathers, grandfathers, little baby rats.
Dee: Well, you know, keep up the good work.
Charlie: Sometimes, I wonder though, if our lives are reaaly more valuable than theirs. You know what I mean?
Dennis: Yeah they are. Our lives definitely are without a doubt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 9: "Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth"

Mac: They're actors. They're trying to create an illusion. In the Lord of the Rings movie, Ian McKellen plays a wizard. You think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend's asshole? Tom cruise is a midget, but he plays guys that are normal size in movies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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