Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
Its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia

Mac: Instead of doing a My Two Dads kind of thing, we'll do a Three Men and a Baby type of thing!
Charlie: Both equally effective movies.

Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!

Mac

Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.

Dennis

God, what an irritating thing babies are!

Dennis

Mac: GOD! DAMMIT! Goddamn!
Dee: Nature is bullshit. I'm done with this.
Frank: I told ya, animals suck.

Dennis: That's all our money!
Charlie: No, it's all my money. You lost your money when you said no to the trucker.

This is for the rats!

Charlie

If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.

Charlie

Dennis: Do you have any money?
Charlie: Yeah, it's all right there. I put it all on black.

Dennis: We were hoping to be dropped off at a casino, this is just a motel.
Byron: I know. I thought we'd slip into a room and you could check my oil.

Animals can see souls. That is a fact of nature.

Mac

I named him Peter Peter Nickel Eater, because last night in the car he tried to eat a nickel.

Dee
Displaying quotes 13 - 24 of 110 in total

Want more It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Sign up for our daily newsletter and receive the latest tv news delivered to your inbox for free!

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Quotes

Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?
Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so i was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to his position.
Principal: And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher?
Charlie: Substitute janitor.

Sweet camel toe. That's a great tuck job. You got it taped back there?

Mac
x Close Ad