It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Quotes
Mac: Instead of doing a My Two Dads kind of thing, we'll do a Three Men and a Baby type of thing!
Charlie: Both equally effective movies.
Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!
Mac
Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.
Dennis
God, what an irritating thing babies are!
Dennis
Mac: GOD! DAMMIT! Goddamn!
Dee: Nature is bullshit. I'm done with this.
Frank: I told ya, animals suck.
Dennis: That's all our money!
Charlie: No, it's all my money. You lost your money when you said no to the trucker.
This is for the rats!
Charlie
If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.
Charlie
Dennis: Do you have any money?
Charlie: Yeah, it's all right there. I put it all on black.
Dennis: We were hoping to be dropped off at a casino, this is just a motel.
Byron: I know. I thought we'd slip into a room and you could check my oil.
Animals can see souls. That is a fact of nature.
Mac
I named him Peter Peter Nickel Eater, because last night in the car he tried to eat a nickel.
Dee
