It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 6 Episode 2: "Dennis Gets Divorced"

Dennis: There's cab fare on the night stand.
Maureen: That's the third morning in a row you did that. We're married, silly, I'm home already.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 1: "Mac Fights Gay Marriage"

Charlie: We'd be two cool, straight dudes married together.
Frank: Oooh. Well, I never thought of it that way. Two dudes getting married, that doesn't seem very gay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right?
Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dennis: Do you?
Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Carmen: If this is about you and me, just say that.
Mac: I'm never going to admit that, Carmen. But come on, him? What do you see in this guy? Look at my body compared to his. I'm a hard body, you're a hard body. We could be hard bodies together.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: You proposing to me?
Charlie: No. We're already friends, right? Let's be friends with benefits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sweet Dee: You should take your powerful extension cord argument straight to the Supreme Court.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Frank: Who gives a s**t if gays want to me miserable like everyone else and get married. Let em do it. No skin of my ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mac: Sweet camel toe. That's a great tuck job. You got it taped back there?
 • Rating: Unrated

Mac: Why are you jamming me up, bro?
Gym Manager: I'm not trying to jam you up, I just don't believe you.
Mac: What is not to believe? I'm absolutely Dennis Reynolds.
Gym Manager: This picture looks nothing like you.
Mac: Well, thank you, cause I've actually packed on about fifteen to twenty pounds of solid bulk muscle since that picture was taken. It's actually a testament to your gym.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mac: I gotta get my pump on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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