It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Mrs. Mac: They ain't American, I don't want to know them.
Mrs. Kelly: I know. I wish they'd all go back to the desert.
Mac: It does seem like they're bonding.
Charlie: It's not really a golden girls type conversation, it's a racist conversation

Mac: Mrs. Kelly, why are you doing everything in threes?
Mrs. Kelly: So Charlie doesn't die.

Mac: Once the sun goes down you're not gonna be able to get this woman to do anything, she thrives on sunlight.
Charlie: She looks like she's never seen sunlight.

Mac: Mom was a manager of Jiffy Lube for many years.
Charle: I never heard about this.
Mac: Well, she doesn't like to brag. She started her way at the bottom and worked her way to the tippidy top.
Charlie: There's only three people at Jiffy Lube so it's not exactly a high climb.

I feel like if you and I were in a room with a perfectly good cheesecake, all sorts of conversation would start happening.

Charlie

I know that grunt. It means she's open to it.

Mac

Dennis: I'm a fixer, Frank. It's what I do.
Frank: You're good. we should hang out more.
Dennis: Stop trying to bond with me.

Dennis: Mrs. Mac has a unique and earthy fragrance.
Mrs. Mac: I smell like shit.

Frank: Deandra will take care of me.
Dennis: Dee's not gonna take care of you. You just chased her out of here with a pool cue because she had a little cough.

Dennis: I'm jumping in the pool!
Frank: Plus, I'm gonna piss in it!

This pool is our bootstraps. It's lifting us up to the middle class.

Mac

Mac: What about your front pockets?
Charlie: Nah, I cut them off because they were overshooting the bottom of my shorts.

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Quotes

Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?
Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so i was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to his position.
Principal: And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher?
Charlie: Substitute janitor.

Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right?
Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dennis: Do you?
Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.