It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 7 Episode 10: "Thunder Gun Express"

Chinese tourist [referring to Frank]: We don't know who you're talking about. I don't understand this tour.
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Dennis [to Mac]: The helmet is sweet as s**t. It's very Thunder Gun.
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Charlie: Look at Queen Dee too good to get naked with her buddy all of a sudden!
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Mac: I'm too muscular and I can't fit through.
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Dee [to Mac]: Your big fat body's what's disgusting.
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Frank: Captain John turned out to be a goddamned junkie.
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Cop: Dude hangs dong.
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Dennis: Thunder Gun leaves no man behind!
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Mac [to Dennis]: You waste so much time talking when you should be plowing.
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Dee: I hear the guy hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that.
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Frank: That sounds the tits!
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Frank: What the s**t is a thunder gun?
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Season 7 Episode 9: "How Mac Got Fat"

Mac: I'm 200 lbs. I'm as big as my avatar!
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Dennis [stoned out of his mind]: I wanna see Charlie do his thing and he's good.
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Dennis [to Charlie]: Let's get high in the back office.
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Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.
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Bar patron to Charlie: I'm not drinking bleach.
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Mac [to priest]: Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.
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Charlie [to Dennis]: Everyone knows who Superman is and it's not you!
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Dee [to Dennis]: You look like Superman.
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