It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 7 Episode 5: "Storm of the Century"

Dee: We gotta stop p***y-d**king around here. It's time to get in the bunker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: The breasts make you care about the weather in a really good way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 5: "Frank's Brother"

Frank: I guess black can crack.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dennis: Everyone's a lot fatter than I expected them to be.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: I immersed myself in the culture. Tasting the cuisine. But mostly doing cocaine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gino: He was black.
Frank: Those were the days.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mac: The love of your life was a black woman named Shadynasty?
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Gino: This bimbo is my little brother.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis [referring to Gino]: You said he had his guts sucked out of his asshole by a hot tub drain.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis: Jesus Christ, Frank, who is this man?
Frank: My goddamned brother.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dee [to Frank]: You are not eating a hoagie. You are just jamming meats and cheeses in your mouth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 4: "Sweet Dee Gets Audited"

Dennis: Barney, you died too young. Before you could walk. Before you could talk. And before you had the chance to get together the proper paperwork.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Baby croaked.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis: With real power comes real responsibility and I don't want any of that s**t. I just want the money and the illusion of power. And puss.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Dennis: People don't trust you, Frank. You're a piece of s**t and you're ugly and you ooze sleaze and you're very, very ugly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mac: That dog is turning into hot soup out there in the sun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mac: Goddamnit I don't know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: Why are the urinals filled with rocks?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 3: "Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties"

Mac: So there's another unrelated diddler in the mix?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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