I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.

Dennis [to Dee]

No peeing with me in the room!

Dennis [to Dee]

These are the theories of lunatics!


Deandra, your breath is dogshit!


Who was it that said 'I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper'?

Mac [to Dennis]

Adults should not be making plans based on a dumb movie.


I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger.

Dennis [to Dee]

Charlie: I can't see the driver's face but the man appears to have pointy feet.
Mac: Those are cowboy boots.

Oh my God. Dee, your breath is hideous.


I say we bum rush her and choke her out with her own belt.


We've broken into somebody's home. And the homeowner is home.


I'm not going to spray anything anywhere! Are you not familiar with how a woman urinates?

Dee [to Dennis]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Quotes

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?


You are not eating a hoagie. You are just jamming meats and cheeses in your mouth.

Dee [to Frank]