I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.

Dennis [to Dee]

No peeing with me in the room!

Dennis [to Dee]

These are the theories of lunatics!

Dennis

Deandra, your breath is dogshit!

Frank

Who was it that said 'I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper'?

Mac [to Dennis]

Adults should not be making plans based on a dumb movie.

Dennis

I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger.

Dennis [to Dee]

Charlie: I can't see the driver's face but the man appears to have pointy feet.
Mac: Those are cowboy boots.

Oh my God. Dee, your breath is hideous.

Dennis

I say we bum rush her and choke her out with her own belt.

Dee

We've broken into somebody's home. And the homeowner is home.

Dennis

I'm not going to spray anything anywhere! Are you not familiar with how a woman urinates?

Dee [to Dennis]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Quotes

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac

Frank: When it's white people, it's surviving. When it's black people, it's looting.
Dee: No Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread and the black people are stealing speakers.