It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 7 Episode 3: "Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties"

Dee: Pop your teeth in!
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Charlie [to Mac]: Breathe and eat. Separately.
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Dee: Those mothers just left their kids here in a bar with complete strangers in a pageant that's under investigation.
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Dennis: We can do whatever we want with our kids. And that's what America's all about.
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Mac [to Frank]: You look like you're at your own wake.
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Dennis: This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.
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Charlie: I see amateurs. I see trash.
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Frank: I am not gonna diddle your kids.
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Mac [to Dee]: How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?
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Season 7 Episode 2: "The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore"

Charlie: It's a magical town.
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Dee: It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people.
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Dennis: There are far worse people at the Jersey shore than the cast of the Jersey Shore!
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The Waitress [to Charlie]: Did you rape me last night?
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Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.
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Mac: We're in the steroid capital of the world.
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Mac: Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!
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Dee: We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.
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Mac: I'm sorry. Is no one gonna talk about Dee's hair?
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Season 7 Episode 1: "Frank's Pretty Woman"

Frank: Roxy...God bless you. You were a good whore. You serviced me like no other whore ever did. Not only my crank but my heart.
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Roxy [to Dee]: Your feet are bizarrely huge. Men'll go crazy for that.
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