It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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We also got Motley Crue, donkey shows and cake.

Frank

Everybody lies on the internet.

Frank

Dee banged a fat, old, black lady and sent her a bunch of hair.

Mac

If you shush me one more time I will put you underground!

Dee [to old black lady]

Is anybody online the real person they say they are?

Dee

Hair? Sending hair? That's demented.

Mac

Don't tweet me. Don't shush me. Just connect with me.

Dennis

Rude man who shushes please call.

Dennis

I've never seen that cartoon character in here shushing people.

Bartender

He made soup of your insides.

Charlie [to Dennis]

Shushing someone is not an assault.

Cop

I don't like people with almond eyes. I find them creepy.

Charlie
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Quotes

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac

Goddamnit I don't know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!

Mac