I asked Pauly, Pauly you drinking tonight, and he's like I'm probably gonna take it easy... that's what you think.


[to Deena] Let's have bunny sex!!


If we need freaking bunny suits to bring life to this house, that's when we know we have problems.


I'm gonna show off my tat. Don't mess with me in here Party Lane.


Jenni: What's a good name for Danny since he's being a douche?
Mike: Help wanted, see the old dude.
Jenny: They might think it's you.

If I rip down the help wanted sign, there will be no more interviews, and therefore, there will be no more possibilities of getting new roommates.


Danny: This guy shows up out of uniform and late.
Mike: But I still look good though.

I'm gonna try not to be late to work but the time on my watch already tells me I'm gonna be late to work, after Danny already bitched us out for not working hard.


Dude, you're not directing porn.


Four over the hill and six boobs.


Deena: Meatball power!
Snooki: Meatball power!

Snooki: Pauly, can you teach me how to walk hard, like gangster.
Pauly D: Can't teach swag, you was born widdit.

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[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!


I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

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