Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Quotes (Page 3)

Season 5 Episode 4: "Free Vinny"

Deena: Me and you, we have to interview the strippers.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 3: "Dropping Like Flies"

Mike: I wear my heart on my sleeve and it hurts me to think that people don't care.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: [on Mike] That's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Dropping like flies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Uh, my a** is, like, protruding... Protruding. The word of the day. Use it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Situation: Of course, the girls made Pauly a cake. I must be the devil in this house... Pauly's the good guy, and it seems I'm the bad guy a lot of the times.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: The lobster is the size of Schnooki.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: I know I'm not the smartest crayon... [but] we can make a party.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: My mother pulled it together and made it happen. She brought my barber here to cut my hair for my birthday. Best gift I've had in my life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: [about Paula] She's like Triple A. You call her and she's there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammi: Who does this girl think she is ... You're not DTF with Pauly? Really, you're DTF with Mike? That's absurd, that's just crazy.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I actually like Paula. She might be dirty, grimy, and disgusting but she's just a nice girl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: I have NO TIME to talk to anybody at 4 in the morning. It should be against the law to come to my house at 4 in the morning on my birthday and not give me birthday sex.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bosnian Girl: Can we just talk in the room?
Pauly D: I'll call the cab.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammi: Pauly is about to go to bed and this poor girl looks like a lost puppy. She doesn't know what to do with herself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: Even though I look like a nut case, I'm really a good girl.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: [to Bosnian girl] You can come to bed or I can call you a cab. It's up to you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: This Bosnian chick is so persistent. This chick must want to do something.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: [to Vinny] I smooshed a girl in your bed. She was a cougar with tattoos.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bosnian Girl: [to The Situation] I want grill cheese. In the morning. No crust.
 • Rating: Unrated

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