I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[mocking Vin] Don't touch me, I'm tanned!

Pauly

Baterrrrr up b*tches!

Snookie

Dropping like flies.

Snooki

I didn't even put on underwear today.

JWOWW

Sammi: So this over?
Ronnie: Yeah.

Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.

(to Pauly) Please f@$# Deena!

Snooki

I have nothing left to give. I want to go home.

Vinny

If I could have Ron or Sam back next summer, I would want Ron. Don't tell her I said that.

Snooki

If a girl's a slut, she should be abused.

Angelina

In memory of Vinny, I'm rocking skinny jeans.

Ronnie

Jersey Shore Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[about club Aztec] It's a war out there. There's a lot of grenades.

Pauly D