Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.Ronnie
Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
It's wake-up-the-whole-entire-house TIME!Pauly D
Come on. Lesbionic. Lesbehonest!Pauly D
He has a white a$$, oh my god.JWOWW
How do you say easy girl... I'm not that.Deena
Deena: Meatball power!
Snooki: Meatball power!
Snooki: [on concussions] I used to get that all the time from cheerleading.
Vinny: You sure you didn't get that when you blacked out drunk and fell?
Snooki: Well that too.
How do you spell likely?Pauly D