Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.Sammi
Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.JWOWW
[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!JWoww
I like my boobs.JWoww
Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse.Ronnie
As you can see, I got a good fade going ... they know how to do it in the hood.Vinny
[on Deena] I thought she was gonna be hot. I'm all taken aback.Sammi
Ohh. I want Ron Ron Juice.Deena
I hate frogs.JWoww
Hey Guys! Deena's making out with the twin right now!Ronnie
Vinny: I got juice all over me!
Pauly D: That's what she said.