Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.Sammi
Hestatic is when you're super happy and like really happy.Deena
Ohh Yeahhh. Tanning. Yeahh.Pauly D
FPC is a way of life. I'm a guido.Pauly D
Babe your whole f$#king a$$ is out.Jionni
Wow. Ronnie's mom's gangsta.Situation
[to Pauly D] I would marry you. I think about you everyday.Angelina
Seaside's so beautiful! Look at the garbage!Pauly
I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.Snooki
I just spent $400 on Hello Kitty.Snooki
[to Ron] Be honest all you want, but I just don't want anything to do with you ever again in my entire life.Sam