Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.Sammi
Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
This is not me, this is not what I do, I like penis.Deena
I've never seen the kitchen this bad. There's hair extensions, there's finger nails, there's like a tuna fish sandwich on the ground. It's like World War III went down last night. It's crazy!Pauly D
I'm gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL.Pauly
Babe your whole f$#king a$$ is out.Jionni
Mike is so grimy. She has my saliva in her mouth. I wonder how I taste?Vinny
There are so many chances we have given this girl and at this point I've had enough.The Situation
Deena overreacts about everything ... hearing that Vinny stubbed his toe, she might have cried.JWOWW
Somebody just grabbed my ass ... I think it was The Situation.Pauly D
Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
How do you spell likely?Pauly D