Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

Hestatic is when you're super happy and like really happy.

Deena

Ohh Yeahhh. Tanning. Yeahh.

Pauly D

FPC is a way of life. I'm a guido.

Pauly D

Babe your whole f$#king a$$ is out.

Jionni

Wow. Ronnie's mom's gangsta.

Situation

[to Pauly D] I would marry you. I think about you everyday.

Angelina

Seaside's so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Pauly

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.

Snooki

I just spent $400 on Hello Kitty.

Snooki

[to Ron] Be honest all you want, but I just don't want anything to do with you ever again in my entire life.

Sam

Jersey Shore Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi