Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.Sammi
[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.Ronnie
Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
It's wake-up-the-whole-entire-house TIME!Pauly D
Come on. Lesbionic. Lesbehonest!Pauly D
He has a white a$$, oh my god.JWOWW
Stop caring and f*%k me!Snooki
Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners. I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.Vinny
I'm in Miami. I don't want girls studying for finals. I want girls studying for $%*k!Vinny