I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

How do you spell likely?

Pauly D

GTI ... Gym, Tan, I'm Not Buyin' It.

Pauly

Aww yeah, last cheer yeah!

Pauly D

If you're not a guido then you can get the f*ck outta my face.

Sammi

Alright dad I'll call you back after Mike tries to get his booty call on.

Snooki

Baterrrrr up b*tches!

Snookie

I mean if I was a guy, I would f#$k Paula. Hello, she's hot.

Snooki

[to Sam] Your mood is good, your nails are good.

Snooki

No granatos.

Vinny

Deena: What's your name?
Pauly: I'm your new roommate Joey D.

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Jersey Shore Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

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