Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.Sammi
Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!JWoww
Mike might have a secret possible obsession with me.Vinny
My vagina's out.Snooki
Deena: Meatball power!
Snooki: Meatball power!
Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
[on Jwoww] I got a boner.Snooki
I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching each other in the face.The Situation
[on sleeping with Sammi] Yeah, we smooshed.Ronnie