I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

JWoww

Mike might have a secret possible obsession with me.

Vinny

My vagina's out.

Snooki

No granatos.

Vinny

Deena: Meatball power!
Snooki: Meatball power!

Taxi arrivato!

Pauly

Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
Angelina: Yeah.

[on Jwoww] I got a boner.

Snooki

I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching each other in the face.

The Situation

[on sleeping with Sammi] Yeah, we smooshed.

Ronnie

Jersey Shore Quotes

Steeerike!

Pauly D

If you're not a guido then you can get the f*ck outta my face.

Sammi