Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.

Ronnie

Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.

It's wake-up-the-whole-entire-house TIME!

Pauly D

Steeerike!

Pauly D

Twinning!

Snooki

Come on. Lesbionic. Lesbehonest!

Pauly D

He has a white a$$, oh my god.

JWOWW

Ronnie's obliviated at this point.

Vinny

These kids are robots. I could see basketball, pool, beach. Laundry? I don't see it.

Vinny

Ronnie's in prime creep mode.

Sammi

Every guy has a dream of having a threesome with two women, obviously. Maybe not with Deena and Snooki, but, um, I was going along with it only because it was a threesome.

Mike

Jersey Shore Quotes

[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.

Ronnie

Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.