Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.
Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.Ronnie
Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
It's wake-up-the-whole-entire-house TIME!Pauly D
Come on. Lesbionic. Lesbehonest!Pauly D
He has a white a$$, oh my god.JWOWW
How do you spell likely?Pauly D
I'm so excited to go out tonight. I haven't been out in days. It's gonna be a situation.Sitch
My vagina's out.Snooki