Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.Sammi
I hate frogs.JWoww
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.Situation
I am the pimp daddy mac of this whole place.Ronnie
Yeah, I gave them the boot.The Situation
I thought she was gonna get with Mike, I thought she was gonna get with Deena, I didn't know who this chick was gonna get with, but somehow she ends up on top of me.Vinny
There's nothing like a nice herpe to ruin a party.Pauly D
We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.Mike
Jeff is ready to do moves on me... but really I had my friggin' period. Story of my life.Snooki
Pauly D: We're going to get mani-pedis.
Vinny: You know, guy stuff.
[to Pauly D] I would marry you. I think about you everyday.Angelina
Everybody ride her, just like a bus route.Vinny