Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
I am literally head over heels.JWoww
Right now, Pauly would hook up with me, he's so drunk.Vinny
I'm going to smash this tattooed chick in my man Vinny's bed. In honor of my man Vinny for leaving the house.Pauly D
[on Jwoww] I got a boner.Snooki
We treat guests with utmost respect.Pauly
I hate frogs.JWoww
Grenade Whistle!Pauly D
My heart is racing and I smell like King Kong's a$$hole.Snooki
Karma's a bitch. Literally!Deena
I didn't even put on underwear today.JWOWW