Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
I just heard that you guys were mad at me, but I didn't do anything. So I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason.Pauly D
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.Sammi
Ohh. I want Ron Ron Juice.Deena
Me and you, we have to interview the strippers.Deena
You played me out!Ronnie
Who wants to room with Mike? Nobody.Situation
The lobster is the size of Schnooki.Ronnie
It's like fingerprints, how are you going to tell a guidette apart without her extensions?Deena
Hold my earrings.Snooki
Snooki: This is the things I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol. I'm f*%ked up.