Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
I know I'm not the smartest crayon... [but] we can make a party.
Deena
The lobster is the size of Schnooki.
Ronnie
Of course, the girls made Pauly a cake. I must be the devil in this house... Pauly's the good guy, and it seems I'm the bad guy a lot of the times.
Situation
Uh, my a** is, like, protruding... Protruding. The word of the day. Use it.
Snooki
Dropping like flies.
Snooki
[on Mike] That's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.
Snooki
I wear my heart on my sleeve and it hurts me to think that people don't care.
Mike
Me and you, we have to interview the strippers.
Deena
We made a cake for Pauly and not Mike... that's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.
Snooki
This is my family and I don't want anyone coming in the house and f$#king anything up because I will kill you, I don't care if I'm small, I will kick you.
Snooki
Right now I'm working with the meatballs, and I'm expecting them to slack off, but they're really pulling together and working hard, I don't know how long it's gonna last.
Pauly D
I'm gonna walk like this now... you don't mess with me... would you fight me?
Snooki
