Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
Snooki: Pauly, can you teach me how to walk hard, like gangster.
Pauly D: Can't teach swag, you was born widdit.
Deena: Meatball power!
Snooki: Meatball power!
Four over the hill and six boobs.
JWOWW
Dude, you're not directing porn.
JWOWW
I'm gonna try not to be late to work but the time on my watch already tells me I'm gonna be late to work, after Danny already bitched us out for not working hard.
Ronnie
Danny: This guy shows up out of uniform and late.
Mike: But I still look good though.
If I rip down the help wanted sign, there will be no more interviews, and therefore, there will be no more possibilities of getting new roommates.
JWOWW
Jenni: What's a good name for Danny since he's being a douche?
Mike: Help wanted, see the old dude.
Jenny: They might think it's you.
I'm gonna show off my tat. Don't mess with me in here Party Lane.
Snooki
If we need freaking bunny suits to bring life to this house, that's when we know we have problems.
Snooki
[to Deena] Let's have bunny sex!!
Snooki
I asked Pauly, Pauly you drinking tonight, and he's like I'm probably gonna take it easy... that's what you think.
Ronnie
