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Ronnie is feeding steaming ALPO to Sam, on a plate, 'cause he's doggin' her so much.

The Situation

It's not a good idea to come in here with a boyfriend.

Snooki

Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate is going up in this country.

Snooki

[to Snooki] There's half naked girls everywhere. Whatever. Peace. Bye.

Emilio

Ron ... compose yourself.

Sammi

She had summer teeth. Some are like this... and some are like that.

Pauly D

Ron is the President of the I-double-F.

The Situation

[typing] Ron made out with two girls and put his head between the waitress' breasts. Boing.

JWoww

Do we have a butter face flavor anywhere?

Vinny

I'm in Miami. I don't want girls studying for finals. I want girls studying for $%*k!

Vinny

[wasted] I don't hate you because I love you.

Ronnie

[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.

Ronnie
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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

[wasted] I don't hate you because I love you.

Ronnie

[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.

Ronnie
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