Jersey Shore "Dropping Like Flies" Quotes
Mike: I wear my heart on my sleeve and it hurts me to think that people don't care.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: [on Mike] That's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: Dropping like flies.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: Uh, my a** is, like, protruding... Protruding. The word of the day. Use it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Situation: Of course, the girls made Pauly a cake. I must be the devil in this house... Pauly's the good guy, and it seems I'm the bad guy a lot of the times.
• Rating: Unrated
Ronnie: The lobster is the size of Schnooki.
• Rating: Unrated
Deena: I know I'm not the smartest crayon... [but] we can make a party.
• Rating: Unrated
Pauly D: My mother pulled it together and made it happen. She brought my barber here to cut my hair for my birthday. Best gift I've had in my life.
• Rating: Unrated
Mike: [about Paula] She's like Triple A. You call her and she's there.
• Rating: Unrated
Sammi: Who does this girl think she is ... You're not DTF with Pauly? Really, you're DTF with Mike? That's absurd, that's just crazy.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 41
