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I wear my heart on my sleeve and it hurts me to think that people don't care.

Mike

[on Mike] That's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.

Snooki

Dropping like flies.

Snooki

Uh, my a** is, like, protruding... Protruding. The word of the day. Use it.

Snooki

Of course, the girls made Pauly a cake. I must be the devil in this house... Pauly's the good guy, and it seems I'm the bad guy a lot of the times.

Situation

The lobster is the size of Schnooki.

Ronnie

I know I'm not the smartest crayon... [but] we can make a party.

Deena

My mother pulled it together and made it happen. She brought my barber here to cut my hair for my birthday. Best gift I've had in my life.

Pauly D

[about Paula] She's like Triple A. You call her and she's there.

Mike

Who does this girl think she is ... You're not DTF with Pauly? Really, you're DTF with Mike? That's absurd, that's just crazy.

Sammi

I actually like Paula. She might be dirty, grimy, and disgusting but she's just a nice girl.

Sammi

I have NO TIME to talk to anybody at 4 in the morning. It should be against the law to come to my house at 4 in the morning on my birthday and not give me birthday sex.

Pauly D
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Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

At this point, my man leaves me. I gotta go tell the rest of the household that he may not be coming back.

Pauly D

I just want to grab onto my dude and go 'don't go, don't go, don't leave me dude!'

Pauly D