I wear my heart on my sleeve and it hurts me to think that people don't care.

Mike

[on Mike] That's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.

Snooki

Dropping like flies.

Snooki

Uh, my a** is, like, protruding... Protruding. The word of the day. Use it.

Snooki

Of course, the girls made Pauly a cake. I must be the devil in this house... Pauly's the good guy, and it seems I'm the bad guy a lot of the times.

Situation

The lobster is the size of Schnooki.

Ronnie

I know I'm not the smartest crayon... [but] we can make a party.

Deena

My mother pulled it together and made it happen. She brought my barber here to cut my hair for my birthday. Best gift I've had in my life.

Pauly D

[about Paula] She's like Triple A. You call her and she's there.

Mike
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