Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 3: "Dropping Like Flies" Quotes
I wear my heart on my sleeve and it hurts me to think that people don't care.
Mike
[on Mike] That's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.
Snooki
Dropping like flies.
Snooki
Uh, my a** is, like, protruding... Protruding. The word of the day. Use it.
Snooki
Of course, the girls made Pauly a cake. I must be the devil in this house... Pauly's the good guy, and it seems I'm the bad guy a lot of the times.
Situation
The lobster is the size of Schnooki.
Ronnie
I know I'm not the smartest crayon... [but] we can make a party.
Deena
My mother pulled it together and made it happen. She brought my barber here to cut my hair for my birthday. Best gift I've had in my life.
Pauly D
[about Paula] She's like Triple A. You call her and she's there.
Mike
Who does this girl think she is ... You're not DTF with Pauly? Really, you're DTF with Mike? That's absurd, that's just crazy.
Sammi
I actually like Paula. She might be dirty, grimy, and disgusting but she's just a nice girl.
Sammi
I have NO TIME to talk to anybody at 4 in the morning. It should be against the law to come to my house at 4 in the morning on my birthday and not give me birthday sex.
Pauly D
