[to The Situation] I want grill cheese. In the morning. No crust.

Bosnian Girl

Pauly D: [on the phone] How are you?
Dispatcher: Fine.
Pauly: How are the Kids?
Dispatcher: What?
Pauly: Can I have a cab?

This girl is Vinny's type to a T. So I smooshed her as a perfect way to honor Vinny.

Pauly D

I'm tired of being the bad dude, I don't know if I can do it anymore.

Situation

I'm going to smash this tattooed chick in my man Vinny's bed. In honor of my man Vinny for leaving the house.

Pauly D

In memory of Vinny, I'm rocking skinny jeans.

Ronnie

It's like fingerprints, how are you going to tell a guidette apart without her extensions?

Deena

Deena's hair is f****** disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off.

Snooki

[to Deena] Your a** is hanging out. Are you for real. What corner was you working tonight?

Mike
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