He has a white a$$, oh my god.

JWOWW

He's got something on his chest, that's a lot of balls.

Pauly D

I have no idea what Vinny's tattoo means, it looks cool, but no f#$king idea what it means.

Ronnie

I hope Vinny's like home right now, because this would be bad if he wasn't home and we're just like roaming through his house.

Sammi

This like blows d#$k for skittles right now.

Deena

Today's GTGVB, gym, tan, get Vinny back.

Pauly D

I mean if I was a guy, I would f#$k Paula. Hello, she's hot.

Snooki

Yo forget this, let's go get Vinny. I can't take it anymore.

Pauly D

There's a hundred percent chance that Paula's gonna get a second date.

Situation

We're just trying to, you know, do sex, and this freaking clock keeps going off.

Deena

I was always told to like defend myself. I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way.

Sammi

You don't yank my new weave that I just got.

Sammi
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Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

We made a cake for Pauly and not Mike... that's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.

Snooki

Me and you, we have to interview the strippers.

Deena
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