Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Hurricane Situation" Quotes

Vinny: I have nothing left to give. I want to go home.
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Deena: Vin's in a funk since the surprise party and I feel bad for him. Like, I don't want anybody in a funk, because their funk puts me in a funk because they're in a funk and I don't want anybody to be in a funk!!
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Pauly D: [at club Aztec] Eww, what the hell. She's battling you! She's battling you!
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Pauly D: [about club Aztec] It's a war out there. There's a lot of grenades.
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Vinny: I'm feeling a little better now and feel like going to Aztec and develop a little Seaside momentum.
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Ronnie: [about Vinny] I'm hungry: his mom cooks him dinner. I'm dirty: his mom wipes his ass. Vinny needs to man up and move on.
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Snooki: I have a little bit of angry issues.
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Snooki: That's not me ... apologizing and admitting I'm wrong.
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Vinny: Ryder's f***** everybody in the house, if she f**** Ronnie, it's like guido bingo.
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Vinny: Everybody ride her, just like a bus route.
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