Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Hurricane Situation" Quotes (Page 4)

Pauly D: First thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a ghost. I'm almost as white as Mike's teeth.
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Mike "The Situation": If we don't GTL, it's like the end of civilization.
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Pauly: It feel great to be back at the T-Shirt shop. As crazy as it sounds, I can't wait to work again.
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Danny: This is the palest you've ever seen. You're all Vinny's color.
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Snooki: We decided we're gonna check out the Shore Store becuase we're gonna be working there. Again!
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Deena: Ohh. I want Ron Ron Juice.
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Snooki: I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like an overwhelming feeling I can't even explain. It's just weird.
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Ronnie: If he gets involved in my relationships, I'm going to be forced to put his bed on the porch.
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Situation: Who wants to room with Mike? Nobody.
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Mike: I'm just trying to put it behind me .. and maybe be friends ... or not.
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