Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Hurricane Situation" Quotes (Page 5)

Pauly D: Me and Vinny are so excited that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like dry humps me on my bed just to break it in. Like old times.
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Deena: Are the hermit crabs still here?
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Pauly D: Look at my duck phone.
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Snooki: My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
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Ronnie: I feel like Italy was boarding school and America is my mother. And I'm coming home to my mother.
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JWOWW: I want a big, fat burger!
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