Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 2: "One Man Down" Quotes
I'm leaving with no girl, I was getting pissed and I was like wow, this might happen right now. It was almost like Joe Montana, 20 seconds left in the fourth quarter, I throw the pass ... Paula catches it.
Mike
Shantel is like the definition of DTF, she's so DTF right now it's like not even funny.
Pauly D
It's not like you're with your girlfriend, It's like you're taking care of your child.
Ronnie
Babe your whole f$#king a$$ is out.
Jionni
Snooki is wasted off her face, and Jionni is definitely pissed because he has to babysit Nicole.
Ronnie
I'm wearing my favorite necklace, my favorite watch ... fresh to death.
Pauly D
I don't know who I'm gonna make out with but it's gonna be someone good.
Deena
It's important to look your hottest the first night of Karma, just because if you don't look hot the first night of Karma, karma will get you.
Snooki
JWOWW: Wow you look really good.
Snooki: Would you bang me?
JWOWW: Bent over and sideways.
[to Pauly] Even though you a little off your A game, you're still gonna bring back b#@ches tonight and have sex. I'm just saying.
Deena
I never thought in my wildest dreams that I would tell anybody in this house to stop tanning... that's when you know the world is coming to an end.
Snooki
So it peeled and then I exfoliated and then I burnt that part that peeled ... Pauly D problems.
Pauly D
