Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "One Man Down" Quotes

Pauly D: I just want to grab onto my dude and be like, don't go, don't leave me.
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Vinny: I have a choice, either not react to the craziness going on around me or remove myself, either way I have a choice.
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Pauly D: I'm not drinking for the rest of my life, until tonight.
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Pauly D: So I'm now coming up with a new plan, whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm gonna hug her and pat her down at the same exact time.
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Snooki: I feel like the girl probably took Pauly's chain so the next day she could come back again and try and smash ... I would do that.
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Pauly D: This is what I get for going into the nasty a$$ smush room, I'll never go into the smush room again.
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Pauly D: I see my diamond chain glistening in the sun looking all perfect and I'm like thank god.
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Snooki: I'm thinking like, the girl you brought home last night stole your chain, obvi. She probably stuffed it in her a$$ crack.
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Pauly D: [to dispatcher] I don't have an hour ... she's going to die.
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Pauly D: I don't know if this girl wants to hang around, but I definitely don't want her to hang around.
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