Paula's looking smoking right now and not to be disrespectful, Paula's a sweet girl but let's be honest... it's a sure thing.

Mike

I had met Paula the first summer in NJ, we were in the Jacuzzi together, and I think Paula may have fell down the stairs as well.

Mike

I'm burnt out, I'm pushing through but the car can only get so far on fumes.

Vinny

Bro I can't f@#king function in this environment... I want to go home.

Vinny
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Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

I'm burnt out, I'm pushing through but the car can only get so far on fumes.

Vinny

Bro I can't f@#king function in this environment... I want to go home.

Vinny
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