I got no tan in Italy so I got a little excited, I went tanning in Jersey, went tanning went tanning went tanning ... I burnt my whole f--kin' face off.

Pauly D

Pauly D: We're going to get mani-pedis.
Vinny: You know, guy stuff.

Vinny: What are you doing now?
Pauly: Waiting for you, let's get a pedicure.

I didn't even put on underwear today.

JWOWW

Jionni's like "don't drink so much, don't black out" ... I can't even get drunk with my roommates.

Snooki

I never felt so violated in my life.

Pauly D

I probably shouldn't have done that in front of Vin, I think Vin got a little mad because that's his bi$#h.

Ronnie

All it is is you got to know how to play chess. If you don't know how to play chess, maybe drop down and try checkers.

Mike

But uh, Jionni's hungry right now, he wants to eat this sandwich, he wouldn't be cooking if he wasn't.

Situation

It's very ironic that Jionni's borrowing my clothes and cooking in the kitchen right now for me, and Paula's just sitting there waiting ... now that's a situation!

Situation

Mike has cooties, so that fact that my man is wearing Mike's clothes, I'm just like, uh, I hope their clean.

Snooki

I'm like yeah, we share girls why can't we share underwear.

Situation
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Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

I'm burnt out, I'm pushing through but the car can only get so far on fumes.

Vinny

Bro I can't f@#king function in this environment... I want to go home.

Vinny
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