Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Quotes (Page 9)

Season 5 Episode 1: "Hurricane Situation"

Situation: Who wants to room with Mike? Nobody.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: I'm just trying to put it behind me .. and maybe be friends ... or not.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Me and Vinny are so excited that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like dry humps me on my bed just to break it in. Like old times.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Deena: Are the hermit crabs still here?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Look at my duck phone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: I feel like Italy was boarding school and America is my mother. And I'm coming home to my mother.
 • Rating: Unrated

JWOWW: I want a big, fat burger!
 • Rating: Unrated

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