Let's just get wasty pants.

Snooki

We're not going to remember it. We're probably gonna make out. Team Meatballs!

Snooki

We got Situation nation coming down tonight!

Situation

I had a lot of anxiety over there, so... I had to deal with it over here, you know. It wasn't the right environment for me to be in... it was too much.

Vinny

I would have used the grenade camera on the girl Situation brought home but I had to get this cute girl to get it in for my man Vinny.

Pauly D

I'm like a shopper at a store, I see something I like and it's 'Come with me.'

Situation

Deena overreacts about everything ... hearing that Vinny stubbed his toe, she might have cried.

JWOWW

That was the last thing I thought was gonna happen.

JWOWW

At this point, my man leaves me. I gotta go tell the rest of the household that he may not be coming back.

Pauly D

I just want to grab onto my dude and go 'don't go, don't go, don't leave me dude!'

Pauly D

I just want to grab onto my dude and be like, don't go, don't leave me.

Pauly D

I have a choice, either not react to the craziness going on around me or remove myself, either way I have a choice.

Vinny
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Jersey Shore Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

JWoww
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