Pauly is about to go to bed and this poor girl looks like a lost puppy. She doesn't know what to do with herself.


Even though I look like a nut case, I'm really a good girl.


[to Bosnian girl] You can come to bed or I can call you a cab. It's up to you.

Pauly D

This Bosnian chick is so persistent. This chick must want to do something.

Pauly D

[to Vinny] I smooshed a girl in your bed. She was a cougar with tattoos.

Pauly D

[to The Situation] I want grill cheese. In the morning. No crust.

Bosnian Girl

Pauly D: [on the phone] How are you?
Dispatcher: Fine.
Pauly: How are the Kids?
Dispatcher: What?
Pauly: Can I have a cab?

This girl is Vinny's type to a T. So I smooshed her as a perfect way to honor Vinny.

Pauly D

I'm tired of being the bad dude, I don't know if I can do it anymore.

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