Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 3 Episode 3: "Where's the Beach?"

Vinny: A lot of guys might think I'm crazy for not wanting to [have sex with Snooki].
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 2: "It's Gonna Be An Interesting Summer"

Vinny: Do you think the new girls' boobs are real or fake? I, personally, like fake boobs. Hey, New Girl! What's in a real boob?
Deena: I think it's, like, fat tissue. You only get milk in it if you're pregnant I think.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: We're the exact same size, same body shape kind of, we're such a blast!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I can't trust you! You lied to me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I don't care about family dinner. I'm not great friends with these people at this point.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: Enough with the family sh!t, Mike!
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: This is the first night we're going out to a club. F*%king Rom & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in f*%king Seaside, bitch - let's go to f*%king Karma.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, I will hide in a bush. I do f*%ked up sh!t, I don't even know what's wrong with me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Oh my God. This girl at the club is beyond the word stalker. She is a parasite and I am the host.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: It's T-shirt time, it's T-shirt time, yo everybody, it's T-shirt time. I made a rap, it's hard being this cool, you know?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: She's probably Ronnie's backpack anywhere he goes in the club. She's a female backpack.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: I got juice all over me!
Pauly D: That's what she said.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Situation: If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it'd be Sitch ... and I tried, but it backfired.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammi: It's like me against the three f*%kin' trash bags in the house.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 1: "Back to the Shore"

Sammi: [on Deena] I thought she was gonna be hot. I'm all taken aback.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Vinny: [to Snook] I want to hook up with you but I can't ... I don't want to hurt you because I care about you too much.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: What would you do if you were me right now?
Ronnie: Look it. I'm here for you. Come here. Look at me.
Sammi: You don't know what I'm going through right now.
Ronnie: I do. Don't tell me I don't ... I'm madly in love with you. I want to be there for you.
Sammi: Why?
Ronnie: Because you're my girlfriend. Really, like, we've come this far. See what happens?
Sammi: Okay.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Snooki: Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh!t ... I will f*%kin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: Listen bitch, you don't f*%kin' know me, you're in my f*%kin' house!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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