Favorite Legit Quotes
Renee: Were you just doing something dirty?
Billy: No!
Jim: Yes.
Jim: You were talking to her forever.
Billy: I know.
Jim: What were you even talking about.
Billy: I don't know.
They have lives and they hope for things. I never even knew.
Jim
Jim: Steve, you have to stay and jerk your brother off.
Steve: Whoa, no way, man. I dressed him up in his date clothes.
I don't understand a word you guys are saying.
Jim
I think she wants to sleep with me. I don't know what to do, man. I'm freaking out!
Steve
Jim: She's wonderful. This might be the best relationship I've ever had.
Billy: This is not your relationship.
I'm trying on jeans now, you're holding my breakfast cereal. It's like I'm a bloody king.
Jim
Criminal: Are you trying to be funny?
Steve: No, I'm not. He's funny.
Jim: I'm really not that funny.
I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a comedian!
Jim
Jim: Why does she get a shield? I never got offered a shield. I went through more than she has. I got my head cut.
Lawyer: Jim, shut up.
Rodney: So, you single now?
Jim looks at Rodney.
Rodney: What!?
