Favorite Legit Quotes
Hey, Jim, I'm not saying it's a good idea, but if you see any beer in there, can you bring me out a sixer?
Walter
Sorry to burst in on you Janice. I assumed if you knew I was coming over, you would have cleaned up a bit.
Jim
A little messy? She's a full blown hoarder!
Jim
Jim: I think I'd like to have kids.
Steve: You think you'd be a good father?
Jim: I think I'd be a great father.
Steve: What about a husband?
Jim: Yeah, there's a problem.
Don't feel bad. You're a sexual being like everyone else in the room. Except for Steve of course.
Jim
Alien. I'm an alien of extraordinary abilities, Steve. I'm like ET.
Jim
