Leverage

Leverage Season 3 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 14: "The Ho, Ho, Ho Job"

Hardison: That was not on my bucket list.
Parker: Do you know how many chimneys Santa has to go down tonight... You only have to go down one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Choas: I'm assuming I'm speaking to the whole Justice League?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chaos: Hello Sophie, it's the Grinch who stole Christmas.
Sophie: Chaos...
 • Rating: Unrated

Eliot: Hardison, I have a lump of coal with your name on it.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Sophie: You have millions of dollars of loot on that tree.
Parker: Yeah, happy birthday Jesus.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: We are closed for the holidays Parker
Parker: We have to take this one. It's Santa!
 • Rating: Unrated

Parker: I want flurries for Christmas, make it happen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 13: "The Morning After Job"

Parker: I am really starting to like tazing people. Is that a problem?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sophie: You're on Nate; let's see you get a man to confess to a crime he didn't commit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hardison: The id's I setup were so fool proof that I actually got us a squad car from Boston PD.
Eliot: Great, maybe next time you can get us a Firetruck!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sophie: Do you watch hockey fights, alone, at night, in your room?
Eliot: Yeah, you never know when you have to fight a guy on ice.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Parker: Maybe she is his imaginary Italian friend, like Pinocchio
Eliot: How old are you?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 12: "The King George Job"

Hardison: I've hacked history people!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Auntie: One has to love fiercely to die of a broken heart, don't you agree Charlotte?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Parker: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Hardison: I have hacked history here!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: It's just a title nobody holds.
Parker: And does it come with a castle?
Sophie: Sometimes, yeah.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hardison: Apparently, their computer system is also an antique, and possibly steam powered, which would be cool.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sophie: I love Claridge's auction house. Even the air feels more expensive.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Nate: Okay, let's go steal a royal title.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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