Parker: Who taught you to drive?
Sophie: Taxi driver in Istanbul
Parker: I like it.

Nate: Let's go steal Department of Defense.
Parker: Isn't that treason?
Nate: We will give it back.

I know a guy, who knows a guy who knows a guy, who knows a samurai.


Santa: You're high on the holiday spirit
Mr. Dooley: Yes I'm and pills mixed with Morphine, I can't believe you let me drive here.

Nate: The plan is: To figure out the plan in the car.

Hardison: That was not on my bucket list.
Parker: Do you know how many chimneys Santa has to go down tonight... You only have to go down one.

I'm assuming I'm speaking to the whole Justice League?


Chaos: Hello Sophie, it's the Grinch who stole Christmas.
Sophie: Chaos...

Hardison, I have a lump of coal with your name on it.

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