Leverage

Leverage Season 3 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 11: "The Rashomon Job"

Eliot: I smell peppermint. Do you smell peppermint?
Hardison(Minister Bioko): Are you sure?
Eliot: It has a very distinctive smell.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eliot: You took out "Government?"
Nate: You're welcome.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hardison: So we did all that work for nothing?
Nate: Not for nothing, you know you guys sometimes it's easy to forget why you stopped working along and became a team.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Eliot: I am going to sharpen this knife and then walk around the halls in the dark... Don't leave.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sophie: You really can't tell? Americans! All accents sound the same. Please go on, I sound like one of the dwarves in Lord of the Rings, but continue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sophie: That's like stealing my mail.
Parker: Why, is stealing mail a crime?
Sophie: (glares)
Parker: Oops.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sophie: Oh My God! Wait, what's that voice?
Eliot: It's your accent.
Sophie: That's what I sound like to you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eliot: Why are you sending second rate thugs to try and kill me?
Thug: Hmmmm? (looks sad).
Eliot: If I am not honest with you, you will never improve.
Thug: mmm hmmm (nod).
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 10: "The Underground Job"

Parker: I nailed it, I'm a grifter. I grift.
Nate: You do know you don't get to keep the money.
Parker: Don't ruin it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eliot: I think I found the bomb.
Hardison: What does it look like? Red wires, blue wires?
Eliot: (clicks button on bomb) BOOOOOM!
Hardison: (jumps) Your not funny man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eliot: That will give us enough time to find the bomb.
Hardison: Oh yea, plenty of time. Meanwhile I will be here, in the van, as far away from the mine as possible, my dude, go with god.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sophie: What are we going to do Nate?
Nate: We are going to convince him that you are a lying greedy bitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 9: "The Three-Card Monte Job"

Nate: Fine dad, let's end it right here (cocks gun).
Jimmy: You can't do it, you are your mother's son.
Nate: Sigh... Go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jimmy: You're more ruthless than me, crueler than me. Maybe you are better than me. I'm proud of you son.
Nate: Enjoy your retirement.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hardison: Age of the geek baby, stay strong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hardison: You better say something, I swear on my momma I will blow a hole through your bedroom and spiderman out of the side of this building.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eliot: You don't throw crowbars at people.
Parker: You don't throw crowbars at people... Bah, I could have just tazed him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 8: "The Boost Job"

Eliot: I got hit by a car!

Parker: (mocking) "I got hit by a car" ... Get over it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Parker: We have to convince them that they need us. It will be tough, and they might shoot you a little.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hardison: How is this car going to get Lefty's attention? 

Parker: You bring a car like this to a local chop-shop, they all know a new player is in town. Besides this is Lefty's car.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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