Sophie: You have millions of dollars of loot on that tree.
Parker: Yeah, happy birthday Jesus.

Nate: We are closed for the holidays Parker
Parker: We have to take this one. It's Santa!

I want flurries for Christmas, make it happen.

Parker

I am really starting to like tazing people. Is that a problem?

Parker

You're on Nate; let's see you get a man to confess to a crime he didn't commit.

Sophie

Hardison: The id's I setup were so fool proof that I actually got us a squad car from Boston PD.
Eliot: Great, maybe next time you can get us a Firetruck!

Sophie: Do you watch hockey fights, alone, at night, in your room?
Eliot: Yeah, you never know when you have to fight a guy on ice.

Parker: Maybe she is his imaginary Italian friend, like Pinocchio
Eliot: How old are you?

One has to love fiercely to die of a broken heart, don't you agree Charlotte?

Auntie
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