Stephanie: Don't do this.
DB Cooper: Why do you care?
Stephanie: I don't know.

You don't have to find DB Cooper; he's lost somewhere in the darkness. Just make sure my son doesn't follow him there.

Peter

It's not a weakness to see the good in people. It's not a flaw or a bad thing to trust.

Peter

Nate: Peter, any regrets about the case?
Peter: Just one. My boy Todd had a hard time growing up in the shadows of DB Cooper.

Nate: I don't have time for this.
Parker: Nate, he's about to lose his father. Please just go talk to him for me.

Nate: Good job on this one.
Eliot: I know what you're trying to do Nate. You could have told me I had Le Grange the whole time, but wanted me to see if figure it out on my own. I trust someday very, very soon, what kind of game you are playing.
Nate: Good job on this one.

Oh my. There, right there sir - that is a wardrobe malfunction. I can see her who-ha. Her who-ha sir!

Sophie

Look Nate, I'm good with systems, you know that. This system hacks back. I got 7 million dollars set aside for mad cow testing, which nobody uses because, you know no one wants to know they have mad cow calves.

Hardison

Sophie. Corn subsidies, why did it have to be corn subsidies?

Yeah, the guys got integrity. Elected official or not, you can't con an honest man.

Eliot

Sophie: Did you know about this? Girls being dropped from 20 feet, it's unbelievable.
Parker: I know right. 20 feet, walk it off.
Sophie: Parker, you do know that normal people just don't "walk off" a 20 foot fall, right?
Parker: So, all those times I pushed Hardison off a building, and he was all AAAHHHHHH, he wasn't just being funny?
Eliot: I thought it was funny Parker.

I can make blue spaghetti or I can blow a safe.

Hardison

Leverage Season 5 Quotes

Eliot: Well, you just can't setup shop in the back of someone's restaurant.
Hardison: Of course not. That's why I bought the Microbrewery. What? No he didn't?
Parker: Yes, he did.
Hardison: We brew our own beer now.
Parker: Yeah, and we are calling it, Thief Juice. Tastes like bad guys.

Sophie: Excuse me, what is this place?
Hardison: Oh This? This is Leverage Inc. Portland branch, come on baby.