Lie to Me

Lie to Me Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 11: "Saved"

Lightman: You take it out of the fridge; you take the cap off, stick your beak in and give it a good sniff.
Emily: I am not smelling the milk unless you answer me about the trip.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: She is an assistant DA with no time for small talk, or donuts.
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Episode 10: "Rebound"

Lightman: What do you reckon?
Noah: About what?
Lightman: Do you still want to confess to a murder she didn't do?
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Wallowski: Woah!
Lightman: I know, He is a total cipher, and I am gonna crack him if it's the last thing I do.
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George: Ok, what do I do? You guys have a plan right?
Lightman: Oh Bollox, your about as much use as a back pocket in a shirt you are.
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George: Who are you?
Wallowski: I am the cop on the other end of the wire he is wearing.
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Lightman: Sod George, I say nick his bike.
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Emily: Are you ready?
Lightman: I seriously doubt it.
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Episode 9: "Funhouse"

Lightman: I bet Gillian said it was just what I need a couple of days in there.
Emily: A couple?
Lightman: Oye, enough of your lip.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emily: Go on, tell me what happen.
Lightman: I nicked one of Amanda's muffins.
Emily: Why would you do that?
Lightman: Because it was sitting there looking all tasty.
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Gillian: You attacked that orderly, can you tell me what was going through you mind at the time?
Lightman: the Bridge of his nose.
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Lightman: I am nothing like my mother. Except for that time I mooned the Queen.
Amanda: Of England?!
Lightman: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 8: "Smoked"

Marcus: You sure about this?
Lightman: Not in the slightest, mate.
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Lightman: So what will it be, Jim? You swallow the lies and go quietly or die with your eyes open?
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Lightman: Let me guess, baseball bat, tire iron? Because, neither of you strike me as the bare-knuckled wankers I grew up with.
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Wallowski: It's like two rattle snakes in a bag.
Eli: Time for the scorpion.
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Ria: You can't wait to get out of the hood.
Eli: I stick out like a white thumb.
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Lightman: Where are the peasants?
Gillian: You're an hour early.
Lightman: I need them, now.
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Emily: you wrote you first book on this
Lightman: Yea, I was the only bloke in New Guinea with carpal tunnel.
Emily: I like the way it sounds, reminds me of finger painting on the floor of your old office.
Lightman: Have you been drinking?
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 7: "Veronica"

Lightman: I thought you were on the hunt for a new job.
Eli: You heard about the economy right?
Lightman: Oh yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

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