Lie to Me

Lie to Me Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 7: "Veronica"

Dr: Do you always enjoy this level of antagonism?
Lightman: Yeah, it's like oxygen to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gillian: All people from this facility.
Lightman: So the Charlie she is scared of is in this place, killing people.
 • Rating: Unrated

Veronica: This is soda water, Bert.
Lightman: With a cherry on top.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: You a cop?
Lightman: No, uh, authority issues.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: What were no more than bee-stings 2 months ago are now a dead heat for a zeppelin race.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 6: "Beyond Belief"

Lightman: You tell John Stafford this is over, but not in a negative way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lightman: We have been invited back stage. Re-pattern amongst yourselves.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danielle: I want to kill him.
Lightman: That might cost you a little extra.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gillian: I say he is a narcissist, and you make this about you?
Lightman: Oye, that reminds me I want a big wanky picture of myself to hang in my office.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lightman: I have a little problem Em. Semicolons, I never understood them.
Emily: Yet you use them anyway.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stafford: You're a bully Dr. Lightman.
Lightman: I'm a bully, without acolytes.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Stafford: These are two of our initiates.
Lightman: Well our initiates are back at the office digging up crap on you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: What a load of old bollocks John. Your name is John, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: John Stafford is responsible for your mom's suicide attempt.
Danielle: Are you asking or telling me?
Lightman: I am just telling you what you want to hear love.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 5: "The Canary's Song"

Lightman: Well, he brought a knife to fist-fight. That will learn him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gillian: Your name really wheels?
Johnny: Your name legs?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lightman: You think if he had blabbed up top I would be down here playing silly buggers with you two now?
 • Rating: Unrated

Connie: Hey, why did your boss go down in that mine?
Eli: He operates on the premise that a predator has most success striking where his prey feels most at home.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ria: Are those hair plugs?
Churlish: Are those fake breasts?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: I am going to find out what happened down in that mine that makes you so ashamed. I am kind of a pain in the ass that way.
 • Rating: Unrated

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