(to Jones) Little dude, you better keep your hands to yourself.

Baze

Our mistake was asking permission. We don't ask. We take.

Baze

Baze: I'm you're daughter.
Lux: You're my what?

If you want a daughter that's you, I'm sorry, but I think you've got the wrong kid.

Lux

Baze I thought I was doing the right thing, but to Cate, I will always be the one who left.

Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.

Cate

Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.

I don't want to be that guy that bails.

Nate

(to Ryan and Cate) I wish you guys would wake up and realize you are perfect for each other.

Sales clerk

So if a guy is thirty and single he has standards and if a girl is thirty and single she has issues.

Cate

You know you can get a ticket for going under the speed limit.

Nate

I'm use to telling people what to do, but I'm not use to caring.

Lux

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux