Popular Life Unexpected Quotes
I'm use to telling people what to do, but I'm not use to caring.
Lux
Kate, Baze - meet my family. Everyone - these are my parents.
Lux
So if a guy is thirty and single he has standards and if a girl is thirty and single she has issues.
Cate
(to Ryan and Cate) I wish you guys would wake up and realize you are perfect for each other.
Sales clerk
Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.
Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.
Cate
If you really want to be a father, start acting like one.
Ryan
Not a single person ever in sixteen years wanted me.
Lux
I don't know how many times I can keep saying I am trying.
Cate
Good things happen in really messed up ways sometimes.
Math
Stick that in your looser pipes and smoke it.
Jamie
You both can't be parents, you both need parents!
Lux