I'm use to telling people what to do, but I'm not use to caring.

Lux

Kate, Baze - meet my family. Everyone - these are my parents.

Lux

So if a guy is thirty and single he has standards and if a girl is thirty and single she has issues.

Cate

(to Ryan and Cate) I wish you guys would wake up and realize you are perfect for each other.

Sales clerk

Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.

Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.

Cate

If you really want to be a father, start acting like one.

Ryan

Not a single person ever in sixteen years wanted me.

Lux

I don't know how many times I can keep saying I am trying.

Cate

Good things happen in really messed up ways sometimes.

Math

Stick that in your looser pipes and smoke it.

Jamie

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux