Life Unexpected

Life Unexpected Season 1 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 1 Episode 4: "Bong Intercepted"

Cate: So if a guy is thirty and single he has standards and if a girl is thirty and single she has issues.
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Season 1 Episode 3: "Rent Uncollected"

Lux: Kate, Baze - meet my family. Everyone - these are my parents.
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Lux: I'm use to telling people what to do, but I'm not use to caring.
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Lux: I don't know what's worse having your foster parents treat you like crap or having your own parents treat you that way.
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Cate: Screw em - just screw all of em.
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Baze's Dad: You know what Nate you can kiss the bar good-bye.
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Lux: These people aren't my family - their not. Your not.
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Baze: This bug is your boyfriend.
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Lux: I don't care about knew friends - I care about Natasha.
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Baze's Dad: Here's a fact, you act like a kid we're gonna treat you like one.
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Lux: You got a name?
Baze's dad: I'm his father.
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Ryan: One lucky person gets to call you mom.
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Baze: Coffee three sugars.
Lux: Blueberry waffle slightly toasted.
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Season 1 Episode 2: "Home Inspected"

Nate: I don't want to be that guy that bails.
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Nate: You know you can get a ticket for going under the speed limit.
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Cate: I know she's a teenager, but is she suppose to hate me that fast?
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Cate: Who has an inflatable sheep? Its like your trying to be that stupid.
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Nate: I feel like I should offer you some fatherly advice - some words of wisdom.
Lux: Okay.
Nate: What time should I pick you up?
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Lux: These aren't these people. These are my family.
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Cate: He has the mental capacity of a nine year old.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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