You look incredible.

Jones

Being back on this gym actually makes my boob hurt.

Cate

There are many ways to get the same feeling without actually having sex. Flexible shower heads, vibrating back massagers, the spin cycle of a washing machine..

Abby

Bug: Cher. But not in a gay way.
Baze: Is there another way?

What are you wearing?

Math

I'd rather eat paste.

Lux

The real question is what the hell is wrong with you.

Ryan

I get that you and Cate have issues - I don't care.

Baze

I'm not a stalker - I'm a long time fan.

Math

Boy meets bong girl.

Jones

If I hated you this wouldn't be so hard.

Ryan

I made my bed, and now I have to lie about it - awesome.

Cate
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Life Unexpected Season 1 Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux
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