Popular Lipstick Jungle Quotes
I love nature and picnics, but that's why god invented Central Park
Kirby
Wendy [asking question out of a magazine quiz]: What do you know that you wish you knew when you were 25
Victory: Don't kiss your contractor if you want Joe Bennett to call you back
Wendy: Oddly that's not one of the choices
[after hitting something on the road]
Victory: You're gonna keep driving?
Nico: Yeah I'm not certified in possum CPR
Wendy: It really is Nico's world and we just live in it
Victory: Not if you're a possum
Nico: You still on hold?
Wendy: Yeah I'm working my way through Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits
Wow, three damsels in distress
Joe
Oh my god, no more surprises. If you're going to tell me I'm adopted, can you wait till Thursday?
Victory
Well ladies I do think it's time to retox
Wendy [over a glass of scotch]
Doesn't Thanksgiving already come with a theme? It's like hanging a hat on a hat
Nico [referring to Wendy's locavore theme]
Nico: Victory, you're not gonna get over Joe by sitting at home in your bathrobe stuffing your face with nutter butters
Victory: How about double fisting sleeping pills and hiding under the covers?
Nico: You are coming. It's my first thanksgiving with Kirby and I want it to be fun
Victory: I see I'm just going to mask my pain and become a performing clown for you guys
Nico: Yeah, do you mind?
Victory: Go!
Roy: If you need me I'm just three connecting flights away
Kirby: I was just trying to keep up with you, you deserve the gold
Nico: I already have the gold
