Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.

What do you mean done? You didn't unclog my toilet, you met my best friends.

Victory

Joe's Assistant: Anything else you want me to tell Mr Bennett?
Roy: I'm impressed.
Joe's Assistant: Not you.

You sure about this, even if we kept it for a day, put it on eBay?

Roy

I'll send you an advanced copy before we run your lost weekend in Bangkok. Who knew you could do that with a pingpong ball?

Nico [to Janice]

Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.

Nico

Hey can I come in or are you going to send me back to France?

Joe

I get it, I offend 60 people in one time zone before I'm awake in another people like us are easy target ... if need be, we'll tap into a slush fund we have set up for this sort of thing

Hector

It's good Wendy. It's sweeping. It's touching. You have a big hit on your hands. I'm sleeping with a 25 year old!

Nico

It's over, if you don't count the sexual harassment suit.

Nico

Victory: I tell you guys about things I'm afraid to show my dermatologist
Wendy: You still haven't had that looked at?

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.