Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?

Nico

Who cares what you didn't do, could have done, should've done. It's what you do now and from now on that really matters.

Victory

Victory: Promise one thing if I'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
Nico: I'm afraid.
Victory: If you're in a coma not a lot of grooming.
Nico: With trying to save your life and all...
Victory: If i wake up i don't want to look like Tom Selleck

Nico: I think Charles is having an affair
Kirby: So maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore

I want you back in my life. I don't want to walk around hurt and angry and someone I'm not.

Victory

Wendy: I just spent my first all nighter since college. You know it's a lot easier when you're 20.
Nico: What isn't?

Nico, be flattered that after all these years your husband still wants to nail you to the wall.

Victory

I'm your mother, though according to this [fake id] I gave birth to you in the third grade.

Wendy

He may be stubborn and really annoying to watch Jeopardy with, but he's Charles

Victory

Wendy: Are we supposed to start talking about birth control?
Shane: If we did it'd probably be best you had that talk. If I'd have known about it she wouldn't be here.

Everyone knows Joe Bennett. He collects Lamborghinis and vendettas.

Dalia

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.