Lipstick Jungle "The Lyin', the Bitch and the Wardrobe" Quotes
Roy: Where did you get the idea for the wine?
Victory: My Aunt Betty had a hole in her lip. Everything she owned had a stain, but she made it work
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wendy [to Joe]: You should have come to me first, I've been married th e longest
Nico: You got engaged with a plastic ring from a Coney Island vending machine
Wendy: It's romantic
Nico: Only because the claw didn't pick up a troll doll
• Rating: Unrated
Nico: Why is this so complicated?
Wendy: Because you were in junior high when he was conceived
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nico: I thought you got a haircut at 2
Kirby: I did. It's 3:30. Did it already grow back?
• Rating: Unrated
Wendy: It wasn't a pitch, I got ambushed by a fetus in Ferragamos
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Joe: what do you think?
Ellen: i think if i made a quick dash for the door i think i could retire comfortably in the Bahamas
• Rating: Unrated
Nico: Joe, you built a fortune taking risks. I think this one's worth taking
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wendy: I gotta pitch to someone who knew Paul Newman had a career before a salad dressing
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Joe: ...and the lighting, did we have to pull someone off tour? Steven Tyler is not going to look good under 60 watt bulbs
• Rating: Unrated
Roy: You want some lunch?
Victory: What? Why?
Roy: I thought you'd like to eat something besides your finger nails and crystal light
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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