Now, have you ever had experience being funny?

Dahl [To Louie]

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This is bullshit.

Louie [Upon seeing yet another hot woman strut by on the beach]

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You know how many dicks I sucked that I didn't want to suck? Because I'm a good kid. Because I do what's right. I never left anyone hanging how dare you?

Lori

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Intimate? Me sucking your dick isn't intimate?

Lori

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You want me to give you raw meat in a bowl? Your mother gives you that?

Louie [to Never]

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I know we're not friends, but I know you're the only person at this school who I can confide in and trust.

Never's Mom

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Hey Robby, you gotta come down and check out the tits on this new Chilean broad down at Sweet Charity.

Robin [impersonating Barne]

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My mom says any choice I make is okay because I love myself.

Never

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If you go with me, I promise to give you a blowjob...I'm not asking for charity from you. I don't need your help. I'm just saying if you offer it, I'll suck your... dick.

Dolores

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